At last an excuse to use this icon without feeling awkward!

[merchantboom]

...I'm sorry. I won't do it again! Please don't send me to the cellar! It's dark there.

Mom? Dad? I'm really really sorry...?

[ooc: And Blitza is a kid, back when he used to work at the inn where he was basically manual labor, and not good manual labor at that. Oh, and subservient to...everyone.]

Comments

[just_rosey]

Cellar? Wow, this place is full of people with winning parents.

[merchantboom]

Ah....

Another Human...

What would the Customer like?

[just_rosey]

Customer?
What are you selling?

[merchantboom]

The Customer was not given a menu when they arrived?

Mama will be mad...

Customer will be brought a menu quickly! Customer may feel free to hit me in return for this offense.

[Audio]

[bellsandleather]

[giggles]

You're green.

[Audio]

[merchantboom]

So many humans...must be careful and very polite.

Customer is right. This one is very green. Is Customer here with family?

[Audio]

[bellsandleather]

[not so much with the thinking, puzzled pause]

Who? Mmn... I'm Malone. --I don't know.

Are you a frog?

[Audio]

[merchantboom]

This one is not a frog, but can pretend to be one if the Customer would like?

This one is a goblin.

[i_themagician]

Hello.

You're cute.

[merchantboom]

This one is...cute?

[i_themagician]

Yes!

[merchantboom]

If Customer says so then this one is cute.

Does customer need anything from this one?