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[merchantboom]

City, in these trying times, perhaps I can offer you a means of release. We are all far from home, and many of us find ourselves lonely. Fear not, that loneliness can be ended today for a small fee as you can be the proud owner of a new pet robotic squirrel. These pets will be loyal to their purchaser, and follow you around faithfully. Like

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[swallowmyseed]

I'm back! I'm back, I'm back.

[merchantboom]

You were absent from work then? How many days do I need to dock you for?

[swallowmyseed]

Arrrgh...Why am I so honest? Two days.

[merchantboom]

Very well then. I shall see you in the office tommorrow.