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[merchantboom]

I am appreciative of the business from those within the city that saw fir to take advantage of the limited offer for the mechanical squirrels. Should any individual wish to purchase a squirrel past this point I regret to inform you that the prices have doubled, and the build time is increased significantly.

Comments

[darklilprincess]

Blitza-ojisan...

Hiiragi-shama said I can't show you my notebook. (or else he'll burn my diary ;o;)

[merchantboom]

No? That is most unfortunate. You informed him that my ability to help improve your business is limited if the information provided is limited?

[darklilprincess]

Uhm... Yes... kinda...

I'm not sure why he's like that though... :( Maybe you can ask him..? I don't know how to explain to him the things you tell me since I hardly understand it myself...

[merchantboom]

Perhaps if he understood the reasoning for my offer he would be more amenable to said offer? Without the ability to observe your records my capability in increase the functionality of your affairs is limited to almost nothing.

[erzathetitania]

Old goat.

Of course. I assume you want someone left to guard the store while the others move the goods?

[merchantboom]

OF course. I trust you to perform your duties...and to ensure that all the equipment arrives at the designated location and not to some orphanage?

>:O

[erzathetitania]

Why? Have you gone around making and breaking contracts with some more orphanages? Otherwise, I fail to see why I would.

Yea...he's not pleased still :P That was expensive!

[merchantboom]

Of course not. The curses have not stolen my senses and as such I have not made such a foolish gesture.

What use has an orphanage for mechanical squirrel materials?

[triplesword]

Seems people are letting animals lose or something. Do you want me to take care of-wtow.

God damn bird's at the keys again.

[merchantboom]

Erza is attempting to persuade the bird to come to her with shiny coins. It's insulting her.

I'm sure she would appreciate assistance.

[pitfallen]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Want me to fix that gaping cannon hole in the roof while I'm at it?

[merchantboom]

AH....you have the skills to do that?

[ooc: Look excell! It's someone that's even worse at doing thinggs right than you! :P]

[pitfallen]

I've done some dry-walling and carpentry work before. Can't be too hard, right?

'course, since it ain't part of my usual workload, I would expect some overtime pay for it..... I can tell you it'd be cheaper than a professional, though.

[OOC: Excel says that when stuff blows up it usually isn't her fault. Usually. >_>]

[merchantboom]

Of course, you will be recompensated for your efforts, based upon the quality of the work and how quickly it is accomplished.

And a bonus if you can catch the stupid bird.