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[mercureal]

sarah: "are you kidding? the whole thing?"
brother: "i'm going to cut it up."
sarah: "but you're still going to eat all of it."
brother: "but i'm going to cut it up."

this morning i watched my brother eat a block of velveeta as big as my fist.

Comments

[cakoluchiam]

They try to pass it off as cheese.

[mercureal]

way to reply in the same moment i did.

[mercureal]

you're a lucky one.

Velveeta features a soft, rubbery texture, a distinctive taste that advertisers questionably compare to cheddar cheese.

[pingugirl]

crazy kid!

[mercureal]

although it doesn't mean much, that kid's soon going to have a more substantial bosom than i.

[pingugirl]

that's frightening.

[mercureal]

if only you'd seen it.
that would mean you were here with me, and so i'd believe better right now that life is not just something i do because i'm afraid to die.

but the sick careless cheesiness was, you're right, really something.

[sidheblessed]

Do I want to know what velveeta is?