A lady in the elevator told me "They said if that storm had been an earthquake it would have been a 7.0!" and I wanted to tell her "If that storm had a been a hurricane it would have been named Hurricane Pussy McWeakBitch."
after staring into its hive for several moments i still did not understand that is was a garbage receptacle. then it began to explain itself to me through a speaker in its leg.
my peevedness about the STORM! was obviously based on hearsay and you know how folks who have never had homes destroyed by nature go on.
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Doubly hard when they are bears.
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my peevedness about the STORM! was obviously based on hearsay and you know how folks who have never had homes destroyed by nature go on.
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i'm billy, by the way.
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i'm sarah and i am about a third as awesome as you are in preston's stories. he told me lots of them and then he moved to a better city.
come visit us, billy!
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