Your daily Tarantino, Sir

[mercuresque]

Hi. Did you see me on the six o'clock news today, awkwardly sticking up for my neighborhood in the midst of crackhouse ear-slicing lunacy? They edited away everything I said that was even remotely articulate. I swear. Never trust a reporter

Comments

I Shall Rescue You, Then

[notoriousbrb]

Fear not! I will save you from that scary place. Just as soon as they let me out of this country. You know, in a four years or so.

[brianinspace]

As an American I can state, for the record, that we try to buy our crack in Canada whenever possible, being as the difference in prison term for posession is, er, five years. Where in the world are you living? I now picture a tenement with a big courtyard, pigeon cages on the roofs, people knocking on your door trying to find their dealer at 3AM...

Also, I can't believe that you couldn't flirt your way out of a helmet ticket. Jeeze, I could flirt my way out of a helmet ticket!!!

[ebenezerstooge]

Pfft, you were totally articulate. I'm glad you were there to stick up for this neighbourhood. (Even though yr like, a total n00b, haha.)It *was* pretty obvious that they'd edited out much of what you said, but enough remained to convey such an important sentiment.

Anyway, the heat is gone as of this morning, but that 15 seconds of hawt on the 11 o'clock news will always remain.

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[anonymous]

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