Comments | mercuresque: Don't tell yourself it's the thought that counts, you're just not that smart

mercuresque

Don't tell yourself it's the thought that counts, you're just not that smart

Dec 24, 2004 18:17

What I want(ed) for Christmas:

- A digital camera.

- A vinyl copy of Lou Reed's Transformer- A job ( Read more... )

Comments 9

pen_t0_paper December 24 2004, 15:47:15 UTC

I did get a digital camera. Heh. Hehe.

Well, actually, R bought it for us for her birthday. I love it already.

Why would a pack of condoms be a bad thing for your mother? Wouldn't that just tell her you're being safe?

Well, anyway, I'm going to bed. Happy holidays. Hope to see you around sometime.

Love,

M

mercuresque December 25 2004, 17:01:10 UTC

Grrr. I KNOW. And the picture of you on her blog even looks good. Bastard.

"Being safe" is a concept that, in my mother's mind, would likely be overridden by the concept of "having sex". I recall the time I was 15 and found condoms in her dresser drawer, which didn't so much get me thinking about the wonders of birth control as it got me thinking EWWWW. Ya know?

pen_t0_paper December 25 2004, 18:00:34 UTC

I know. EeeeeEEEEW!

You're right. I do look good.

brianinspace December 25 2004, 04:07:29 UTC

Send Jude in large black vinyl bag. Apparently bag got stuck in Chicago due to weather. Cannot certify liveliness of contents upon reception, but it is, after all, the thought that counts, and let's face it: Necrophilia is o.k. if the body of the person who was is still cute(/properly laid out and not flaking too much yet). Anywho, merry Christmas.

mercuresque December 25 2004, 17:11:21 UTC

Not to worry. As many who know me well will testify, I have a certain affinity with the dead. In some aspects, they're no different than cats and old people.

Oh wait, we're talking about sex? Well, that changes everything... maybe I'll use him for table decoration instead. I bet if I lay him face-up I could sharpen cutlery on those cheekbones.

Thanks, Brian, always the thoughtful one. Merry Jesus holiday.

:) gimme3breaks December 25 2004, 16:33:54 UTC

i would LOVE to meet your mom!!!!
Merry Christmas!!!! :)

Re: :) mercuresque December 25 2004, 17:12:25 UTC

And to you, lurvely.

Don't worry, I won't let her run and hide when you come to the house.

Re: :) jamesterc December 25 2004, 20:41:54 UTC

I picked this little number up from an MSN related web-site dedicated to display pictures and whatnot. I cannot recall the address at this time or else I would list it here. Nonetheless, I am willing to donate it to you, seeing as how giving is the reason for the season. Let me know if you want the "hook-up". There are lots more of these in the crevices of my ordinateur.

Joyeux Noël!

Re: :) mercuresque December 28 2004, 02:52:16 UTC

I couldn't possibly accept such a charitable thing. Your icon is too yummylicious for words, but even this girl still has some good Christian values intact, such as "thou shalt not covet..."

Ah, screw it. I will take if you will give. Or, better yet, if you can figure out the address you got it from, I can go peruse and find something else to my liking without robbing you of this beautiful... beautiful... *dissolve in slobber*

P.S. I have no values, Christian or otherwise. Value is overrated.