[voiced]

[mercurial314]

[There's a small groan and a frustrated snort.]

I get it. There's again some shitty experiment going on. I don't care. I'm so fucking horny. And I'm a plant, guys, made of green stuff. How can I have a boner for anything else than photosynthesis? Well, I do, so bite me. It's been more than five months, I think I've been patient

Comments

[winged_rogue]

Wow, that's some pretty explicit information. Can't you just, you know, handle the problem yourself?

[mercurial314]

Handle indeed. Where's the fun in that? Haven't you ever known someone you just gotta have?

[winged_rogue]

Not really, no. Not like that, anyway. Maybe I'm just too young for that stuff, or something.

[mercurial314]

Dude... You're over fourteen, right? Ever heard of hormones?

[ooc: he'll hate himself later. >.> And I'm remembering that we had a log going on before I completely decided to be swallowed by the earth. :O]

[Voice]

[ratatosk_knight]

Horny?

(OOC: The kid knows NOTHING about sex. XD)

[Voice]

[mercurial314]

Yeah. Ya know... hungry for some horizontal tango kind of horny, hot for some butt pirating.

[ooc: XD; I so apologize for his language. lol]

[Voice]

[ratatosk_knight]

U-um... I don't know what that means... what's the 'horizontal tango'?

(OOC: Oh god this is going to be so hilarious. XD)

[Voice]

[mercurial314]

Not you too, huh?

Um, well... it's called sex. Inserting a penis into a vagina or in my case somewhere else.

...shit.

Ya know, kid... the unf unf stuff?

[turnthebend]

A plant, huh? I haven't seen you sprout leaves.

Have some of those cigarettes, but I've been settling for the herbal kind.

[mercurial314]

You'd really wanna see something like that? Trust you to pick up the part I actually regret saying.

Herbal cigarettes? Who the hell smokes those. I've been getting mine from that Watari guy, but I haven't seen him around lately.

[turnthebend]

Not really. I'm not that obsessed with botany. It comes from working together.

Better than nothing and going into the depths of withdrawal. Watari. Maybe you've become too demanding a customer.

[mercurial314]

Obviously not. Except for those herbal cigs, I'd say. Is that what you call it?

I guess you're right. But I'd rather have my nicotine. Watari, he's crazy. And maybe. I wouldn't be so surprised to be honest.

So, Matty, you friends with that obnoxious blond?

1/?

[fate_bent]

[This is an An, not sure how she should be reacting]

2/?

[fate_bent]

3/?

[fate_bent]

[And her semi-trademark mirthless laugh seen from Tsukasa all throughout SIGN]

4/?

[fate_bent]

[--But due to this event, that laugh becomes somewhat real towards the end]

[chain_smoked]

Hahaha, seems like you've got yourself a problem there. Maybe you should go walking in the woods.. does that count as porno for you? Seriously, though, now I'm fucking curious.

I FUCKING WANT CIGS TOO, HOLY SHIT, WHY DID THEY DO THAT!

[mercurial314]

Dude... tree porn. That'd had to be the most boring thing in this universe. I've got no problem, I've just got a stubborn... I've got.... He's just stubborn, yeah.

FUCK YEAH. I MISS MY FUCKING NICOTINE. AND POSSIBLE CANCER. SHIT.

[chain_smoked]

Huh.. liquor? The man's E-Z pass to getting laid. Not too much, but, you know.

FUCK CANCER. NICOTINE WAS AWESOME.

[mercurial314]

Yeah, I know... but I think I'd get killed for using backhanded methods to get into his pants. Heh. And I'd rather get stabbed my pants up rather than down.

No cigs and no sex. Life's pretty boring. What do you do for fun, red?