Randomness
A little bit of randomness to lighten up the mood. :)
Chick #1: I always use Equal.
Chick #2: Why?
Chick #1: Well, I like to think of Equal as the women's lib of sweetener.
Chick #2: So... What does that make Sweet'N Low? The pre-lib? Feminine mystique?
Chick #1: Yeah... Just look at it -- pink and pretty, sweet, and bowed low. C'mon. It's like, 'Hey, ladies, be sweet and pink for your man -- use Sweet'N Low and stay in shape and he'll love you more!' Then there's Equal -- it's blue, it's bold, it demands attention. It says, 'Yeah, we're an artificial sweetener, marketed towards women, but we're equal!'
Chick #2: Um... Okay, so what does that make Splenda?
Chick #1: I guess post-lib feminism?
Chick #2: Uh, I don't even know what that is...
Chick #1: Well, see, Splenda's in court now because apparently neither does anyone else.
Chick #2: Wow... The history of feminism, as interpreted by Deborah, through artificial sweetener... I don't think I was ready for that at eight in the morning on a Thursday.
Chick #1: Yeah... But that was the only time it was gonna happen.
--71st & West End
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/011570.html
Amazing.
Also, I thought that some of you would find my drive tonight amusing. I drove out East, as per usual... but I drove out to Center Moriches. And for those who don't know LI geography that's about 35 miles away from me. So I drove roughly 70 miles just on that trip.
And do you want know the best part? That trip was done on less than a half a tank of gas (roughly a third). *smirk* Love my Hyundai.
Chick #1: I always use Equal.
Chick #2: Why?
Chick #1: Well, I like to think of Equal as the women's lib of sweetener.
Chick #2: So... What does that make Sweet'N Low? The pre-lib? Feminine mystique?
Chick #1: Yeah... Just look at it -- pink and pretty, sweet, and bowed low. C'mon. It's like, 'Hey, ladies, be sweet and pink for your man -- use Sweet'N Low and stay in shape and he'll love you more!' Then there's Equal -- it's blue, it's bold, it demands attention. It says, 'Yeah, we're an artificial sweetener, marketed towards women, but we're equal!'
Chick #2: Um... Okay, so what does that make Splenda?
Chick #1: I guess post-lib feminism?
Chick #2: Uh, I don't even know what that is...
Chick #1: Well, see, Splenda's in court now because apparently neither does anyone else.
Chick #2: Wow... The history of feminism, as interpreted by Deborah, through artificial sweetener... I don't think I was ready for that at eight in the morning on a Thursday.
Chick #1: Yeah... But that was the only time it was gonna happen.
--71st & West End
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/011570.html
Amazing.
Also, I thought that some of you would find my drive tonight amusing. I drove out East, as per usual... but I drove out to Center Moriches. And for those who don't know LI geography that's about 35 miles away from me. So I drove roughly 70 miles just on that trip.
And do you want know the best part? That trip was done on less than a half a tank of gas (roughly a third). *smirk* Love my Hyundai.