A child tells us of Jesus..

[mercurtio247]

During His life, Jesus had many arguments with sinners like the Pharisees and the Republicans.

Jesus also had twelve opossums.  The worst one was Judas Asparagus.  Judas was so evil that they named a terrible vegetable after him.

Jesus was a great man.  He healed many leopards and even preached to some Germans on the Mount.

But the Republicans and

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Very funny, try this one.

[morhault]

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass he found the following note on his door

[kurgan_lyonesse]

so you've met my siblings kids yes?

[belovedlake]

I'm fairly positive I've read this before, but it makes me smirk each time I see it.

Still amuses, yes.

[mercurtio247]

I like it, as well as the "Mis-written history" pages. (Francis Drake Circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper). i hope he warmed it up first...
And you should use your Bodice picture as your default... a better Amy picture in my opinion. [8>)