I'll never be a beauty queen

[mercury_rising2]

Hello I'm meant to be writing a letter to Lancashire Ambulance Service to get some more details on how to join. So far I've got "My name is Emma Briggs and I am currently in the last year of studying A levels at St Wilfrids 6th Form in Blackburn" Wow

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[frogggy]

That's silly. You're so not fat. And I doubt you have stretchmarks, but I've never seen your thighs, so just ask Munky to have a look at them next time you're doing the shoulder position. xx