today i studied german for so long that my brain actually tried thinking in another language. its attempts were mostly pathetic due to my amazing lack of vocabulary. instead of coming up with useful sentences it just yelped context-inappropriate phrases, tourette's style, amidst a rolling ocean of "schhh" and "ichhh" and "üüü" and "ëëë" sounds. "ES ( Read more... )

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after a few seconds of the gossip's new video, i checked the mirror to make sure my optic nerve hadn't accidentally vomited into my pupils, thereby producing a horrible hallucination of boring band footage blue-screened with super-80s twisty rainbows and animated clip-art teeth-brushing ( Read more... )

tonight i drank half a bottle of sake with a friend in his clean, new house while thousands of my countrymen suffered and died.

i threw money at the problem because i didn't know what else to do.

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The Louisiana Disaster Recovery Foundation has been established in order to help provide immediate assistance to our citizens in need through a ( Read more... )