Eating Meat is my Favorite.

[mercurygrin]

If vegetarianism means looking like Sophie Monk naked, pass me a rare bacon wrapped steak STAT.   With a side of cage-fed beakless chickuns, and dolphin tainted tuna. This is fucking horrific, and I am totally fucking sick of this ad popping up everywhere.  Her face looks like its sliding off into her ears too. Is that a side effect of tofu?   I

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[optimsprm]

pass me a rare bacon wrapped steak STAT. With a side of cage-fed beakless chickuns, and dolphin tainted tuna

Can I get a plate of bacon with a side of bacon on bacon with that?

Oh and for my veggies can I get a Martini? Gotta get the balanced meal effect?

[mercurygrin]

Gotta watch out for those olives in the martinis. They can cause wicked hangovers!

And why the hell aren't you on my friends list anymore???? Rectifying that...

[optimsprm]

I have no idea why I was left off your flist, I thought it was a little strange.

I'm prepared to deal with the olives-induced-hangovers. Just thinking through, I need a grain . . . hmm . . . Guinness, it's like liquid bread without the liquid anyway. And now some sugar, that's how we get to Absinthe.

Mmmmmmmmmm Absinthe.

[chuck_lw]

>I don't even know who Sophie Monk is, but I truly believe that for 25 cents a day we can help her and the other starving people in Mmfufu Africa.

Starving African: "Paid thugs came through our lands and burned our crops. That is why we are starving. Is that what happened to you, Sophie?"

Sophie Monk: "I... Uh... Oh..." *teeters* *swoons* *faints*

Starving African: "Yes. They must have burned her crops."

me hungry meow

[veloriavelvet]

for some reason I get hungry looking at the blonde skinny girl. I wants some greek meatballs!

Re: me hungry meow

[mercurygrin]

mmmmmmm keftedes.

[wickedshadow]

Her face looks like its sliding off into her ears too. That's one of funniest things I've heard all week. Go you....For The Win.