prom!?

[mercurylives]

I've arrived at a slightly unexpected, vaguely unique situation, having been discarded as a date by four or five of the most grody, despicable harlots to be un-aborted and allowed to live by their poor, poor, unknowing parents. Keep in mind that I have no significant problem with going alone, when I intend to do as such. This is a very last-ditch

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I'm sorry

[dreamingshadows]

I'm sorry save me a dance ok!?

<3 Kristen

Re: I'm sorry

[mercurylives]

I don't prom for dancing, I prom for the chocolate fondue. There's going to be hell if they don't have it this year.

[solo_monkeypie]

aww,poor Ed.id go with you if i was in the country or you know,gave a damn.

just kidding!

[mercurylives]

like i said, offer not valid outside of u.s.

[_hello_again_]

you still cant make eggs?

have fun.

[mercurylives]

i'll sooner be able to lay an egg than scramble one

or maybe that's the trick

[2dfighter]

Too bad I'm black =/

[eternus_questio]

GOOGLE!