So, the secret's out! My incredibly clever ruse of being a Warden was a lie! I am actually an inmate.
I think it might have something to do with how I like blowing stuff and sometimes people up, and if you pay me enough, I'd kill my own mother.
But! Let's take a moment to think about all the stuff we've learned. Think about how bad it could have been. Inmates? Look at your Wardens. Sure, they may have their quirks. They may be annoying, but look on the bright side!
They're not me.
And hey, Wardens, look at your Inmates! They're kind of nutty, right? Maybe they kill people? Sort of annoying? Buuuuuut they're not me either! I think we can all consider this a good lesson in appreciating the people around you.
...except you, Trip. Sorry, man, your life just sucks.