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[mere_bagatelle]

Reward!

Lost: Several good nights' sleep. Last seen on Monday or so, they answer to the name of "zzz."

Information on their whereabouts or on possible remedies, as well as any other assistance you can offer at this time, would be greatly appreciated and appropriately compensated.

Comments

[sabra_n]

Read something really boring while lying in bed. Litcrit or a book about glaciers or something. Make sure you're warm and comfy and zzz....

-blue

[mere_bagatelle]

hmmm. worth a try... maybe some of the stuff I have to copyedit.

[pygmywombat]

Do something really exhausting in the heat (chase kids with water balloons, tear down a house, commit a felony).
Stuff your face with food. Really good food.
Put on some Enya.
Deplete your iron level (give blood or meet a vampire or something).
Hire a hypnotist.

[mere_bagatelle]

I tried the former -- I walked more than, like, ever before. I walked to work (down to City Hall and over Brooklyn Bridge). I walked all over Brooklyn Heights. I was somewhat more successful than previously. Do you know where to find vampires? We are going to publish a book called Kissing Dead Girls -- do you think that could help?

[pygmywombat]

Vampires:
http://www.necronomi.com/users/akrieytaz/real/index.html

and where you might find them in New York:
http://www.necronomi.com/users/akrieytaz/lifestyle.html

ahh, the things you find with google...

[mere_bagatelle]

the internet is way way useful!

[elder_statesman]

Wakeywakey!