fortune cookies received by the members of my family at dinner

[mere_bagatelle]

If your cookie is in two pieces, the answer is yes.
When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
An ulcer is not so much the result of what you've been eating as of what's been eating you.
When the moment arrives, choose the one on the right.

Comments

[pygmywombat]

What was that one you had at Swat that made everyone whimper in distress? Something to do with emptiness...

[elenlin]

I love!