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Got the bolding thing, thanks to David.
Here goes. This is how it works. Think you can handle it? Good.
1. Keep the statements that apply to you, and bold them.
2. Change the statements that don't apply to you so that they do apply to you. This can be a minor word shift or a complete change of subject.
01. I hardly ever say “dude.”
02. I really like reading, but not usually about religion.
03. My hair is longer this year than it has been since junior high.
04. I think a lot of things are funny.
05. I don't write as often as I’d like to.
06. I really like using semi-colons, but not in creative writing.
07. I enjoy long nights in bed.
08. My sexuality is as settled as it needs to be, and always relevant.
09. I dig photography.
10. I keep my watch running on time.
11. In retrospect, I think high school was underrated.
12. I still wear (a) shirt from elementary school.
13. I'm a sucker for nearly any sort of accent.
14. I am hoping to write a book someday.
15. I like accessories.
16. I am pro-choice.
17. I am sometimes outspoken.
18. I really like English.
19. I speak audibly.
20. I have 5 days a week of classes this quarter.
21. I don’t know what defragging my brain would mean.
22. I check my e-mail almost obsessively.
23. I find a lot of the people I talk to very quotable..
24. A lot of my friends are in love with each other.
25. I look at everyone's AIM info everytime they're online, even though it rarely changes.
26. I also read everyone's away messages.
27. I’m a pretty good cook when it comes to desserts, especially with the aid of Lois or Adam.
28. I am passionate about all of my interests.
29. Recently I've realized how little I know, depth-wise, about current events.
30. I don’t like when people avoid eye contact.
31. I don’t look into mirrors in the morning, except to put in my contacts.
32. I don’t send text messages.
33. I procrastinate.
34. I get side-tracked easily.
35. I need a broader collection of music.
36. I really want to go abroad this summer.
37. I may or may not look better with glasses (I think not.)
38. I dig music.
39. I don’t make many tricky allusions.
40. I lose patience with people who don't know what I'm talking about.
41. I’ve never owned mascara.
42. A lot of people at my school who I like seem to like me.
43. I'm an alto.
44. I really like writing.
45. I’ve never had an urge to obtain a fake ID.
46. I have a secret ;)
47. I love cities.
48. I'm very content with my love life.
49. I need to stay in better touch with my brother.
50. I don’t have a preference about guys’ hair color, but I haven’t dated many blondes.
51. I chew Dentyne gum to stay awake in class.
52. I don’t believe I’ve ever (often) come on too strong.
53. I love being a geek.
54. I'm tired of worrying about shit.
55. I try to finish my friends' sentences for them.
56. I don't play any team sports for my school.
57. I have songs stuck in my head all the time.
58. I like wearing t-shirts, but it’s gotten cold for them.
59. I like when my friends write me letters, it makes me feel special.
60. I can see myself having a child.
61. I might be going to New York next summer, if Adam gets the internship.
62. I like politics. A lot. (But I also find them sleazy and despicable)
63. I don’t feel safe on campus alone at night, even after self-defense class.
64. My hair is too short, in that I can’t get it all in a ponytail.
65. I'm kind of a klutz.
66. My grades are not as important to me now as in high school.
67. I wish I could consider myself a romantic idealist.
68. I haven't lost my keys since arriving at college.
69. My finger nails are usually not painted.
70. I love regular meals with people.
71. I don't spend enough time hanging out with the people around me.
72. I really like having my car on campus.
73. I want to become someone who isn't negatively disposed towards anybody.
74. I prefer Scattergories to Scrabble.
75 'm a little conceited in private.
76. I can't dumb myself down. Or I'd like to think I can't.
77. I like to read a lot.
78. I don’t think I say much that’s controversial or vague enough to be misinterpreted.
79. I close my eyes a lot.
80. I fidget, but not as much as my brother.
81. I have a natural sense of spelling and can type, though the missing keys on my laptop still bother me.
82. I enjoy other people’s drama, somewhat unkindly.
83. When I spoon with someone, I am always the inner spoon.
84. I'm so glad to have ended up where I am.
85. One day I will go to England. Again.
86. I don’t gain or lose much weight.
87. I spend too much money, mostly on good meals with Lois, and movies.
88. I haven’t found any drinks I really like.
89. I honestly like my roommate.
90. If I dress up, it’s usually for Shabbat at Hillel.
91. I don't find it inspiring that at my age some people already have book contracts; I find it scary.
92. I haven't heard enough new music lately.
93. Yad Vashem made me feel roughly the way I expected it to.
94. Twenty sounds like an old age to be.
95. I like overhearing other people’s conversations.
96. I love my parents.
97. I look better in person than in pictures.
98. My room is never all that clean.
99. I’m not sure what determines whether I feel good about a day or not.
100. I am in love with the Grey's Anatomy soundtrack. And a boy.