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[meri]

"Are you Overweight, less than Perfect Looking, Shy, or Inexperienced with Women?

SO WHAT!

You can still have any beautiful woman that you want!

(Click for Instant Access!!!)"

oh dear.

Comments

[snarky]

Yes, because, you know how all good looking women want arrogant bastards who are self absorbed with themselves.

(shakes head)

[snarky]

okay, why do i think i'm a moron? they were talking about PORN, weren't they? (shakes head) okay, duh. excuse me while i go crawl under the rock that i came from... ;)

Yay.

[mousetrout]

*patpat* It /will/ be okay. I promise. (Yes, I hesitated, too. You are not alone.)

Re: Yay.

[snarky]

Goody! Now I don't feel that big of a retard anymore... :)

[mazokunomiko]

Amazing! That description fits me perfectly. Except for the overweight part.

The mass e-mails linking random porn sites are even more entertaining.

[meri]

heh
this has got to be a record number of comments in record time for me, or something...

this *was* a random mass email advertising some dodgy porn site (i assume, anyway!) by the way... i probably should have mentioned that, heh. oopsies.

i get some really disturbing stuff in my in box lately though...

(brain. not. working. must. sleep.)

You shouldn't piss me off.

[mousetrout]

Come on, Miss Merisan. You know that I'm vicious enough to send your email address to every pr0n site in existance.

(Wait.. which address was it? You had better check the other, too.)

I'm glad you would never make me mad. Or have a reason to. Or that I'm not that mean and I would never consider doing such a thing to another human being.

How obvious is it that I do not want to go to sleep?