TWO | First or Second Level

[smellyoudie]

[Terezi is not very happy that the only explanation she gets for another three days of hallucinations is a blank note. That's it? That's all she gets. That's the shittiest clue ever

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[truthvalue]

Hm?

[Oh no, it's that weirdly intense blind cosplayer girl again.]

Sorry, I'm not sure what you mean.

[smellyoudie]

Oh no, didn't you get a letter?

[truthvalue]

A letter ... ? [Oh, right. That note he found after he woke up from being knocked out. Souji produces it from his jacket pocket.] I got one.

[smellyoudie]

[She grabs for it, like that's not big deal.]

I'm impressed, Inspector! You're slowly learning.

[truthvalue]

[And he lets her have the note without any resistance.]

... Thank you?

[smellyoudie]

You should be thanking me! I don't say that to just anybody.

[And without further ado she unfolds his letter and licks it to taste the words.]

[truthvalue]

[ ... ? Man, this troll girl sure is weird. Souji's just going to watch her work, wearing an expression of slight disbelief.]

... Thank you for the compliment. You're very kind.

[smellyoudie]

[Her tongue is working like a windshield wiper, all over that paper. VISIBLY DISAPPOINTED.]

That's it? That's all they wrote?

[truthvalue]

... Yes, it's very brief. [Souji could've told you that, without the excessive display of troll tongue.]

[smellyoudie]

[NO SHE HAD TO LICK IT FOR HERSELF.]

It doesn't even smell like anybody touched it. [Sniffing the edges, trying to discern the small dirty-press of a finger.]

[truthvalue]

[God this troll girl is SO WEIRD.]

... You can tell that just by smell?

[smellyoudie]

[You mean SO AWESOME.]

Yes, because I'm not a sensually deficient pink fleshsac.

[truthvalue]

[That ... sure was an insult. But Souji just rolls with it. Terezi's far less abrasive than Karkat, at least, and it seems to be the troll way of doing things.]

Not in smelling, at least. ['Cause, you know. There's that whole blind thing. That counts as a deficiency.]