west side | first level or second level

[makaracles]

[There is a teenager sitting up against a wall. He has wild curly hair and piercings and seems to be wearing a lot of black and purple. But those are not the things someone would notice right away. No, probably the most obvious thing about this human kid is that he's pulling the waistband of his pants out and staring down in horror at whatever's

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sssssecond level because lol marks.

[scotopic]

[... Well. Shouting like that is hard to miss. And even if the horns are missing, the manner of speech is unmistakable as Gamzee's.]

Something the matter, Gamzee?

Yiss!

[makaracles]

[looks up, indigo eyes wide and panicked] What the motherfuckin' hell is this?

[And. Just exposes himself. Right there. And, wow. Um. He's, er, pretty big there.]

[scotopic]

[While some people might flinch, turn away, or even shriek at seeing someone drop trou in such a manner, B manages to keep his completely unruffled composure. In fact, the only outward response is a couple of slow blinks as he continues to peer at the scene unfolding in front of him.]

Is there ... something wrong with it?

[makaracles]

Why's it all sticking out like that? [demands, and since it's not like he's sporting an erection or something, he maybe means the external nature of the organ, which is confirmed when he adds, distressed] It won't go back in!

[scotopic]

[B presses the tip of his thumb to the front of his teeth and continues to stare, as if deep in contemplation at Gamzee's predicament. He's silent for a good ten seconds or so before finally responding:]

... In? Where?

[makaracles]

You know! Up in where it's all supposed to! [Makes some sort of vague gesture that might be indicating his stomach? Gamzee's knowledge of anatomy, even troll anatomy, is REALLY sketchy.]

[scotopic]

It looks perfectly normal to me, Gamzee.

[makaracles]

[gapes at B] You got one of these motherfuckers, too?

[scotopic]

[slowly nods]

I think you'll find most male humans do.

[makaracles]

But it's so motherfuckin' sloppy! And there's only one!

[scotopic]

Should there be more than one?

[makaracles]

Yeah! Lots! [Gamzee has probably counted at some point, but he sure as hell doesn't remember how many tendrils his bulge is supposed to have now.]

[scotopic]

Oh my ...

[WELP. Though now that he thinks about it, there's no reason why alien troll anatomy should resemble human anatomy.]

When exactly did this transformation take place?

[makaracles]

Oh, man, I don't even know. [looks unhappy about this] I just noticed something was all being in the wrongness way.

[scotopic]

And do you have any theories about what may have caused it?

[makaracles]

[just stares at B for a long, long moment, like the human just asked him to solve some impossibly complex equation ... and then keeps staring. And staring.]