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[ghostyheir]

[In various stores on both the East and West sides, John has been taking Casey on the adventures of ~*~shopping~*~]

[And by "adventures of ~*~shopping~*~" he clearly means "let's find Casey a cute dress because she looks cold :("]

[Whichever side they've been stumbled upon, John has picked out something atrocious for his loving salamander

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[warriorscribe]

*While John is in a large general store on the east side, he may see a strange sight outside - a large warehouse dolly with an empty crate sitting on it.

Though it isn't immediately obvious, the one who brought it here is in this very store, having taken some bagels from the small cafe within and begun to leave...

...except he catches sight of the pair and can't help but stare.

Okay, trolls and talking ponies and cat-people, he's met. But a lizard wearing a dress?*

[smellyoudie]

[John why are you always doing something unbelievably stupid whenever she sees you?

This is a question worth asking.]

John. [She sounds very stern.] Why are you always doing something unbelievably stupid whenever I smell you?