All I Want For Christmas Is You

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All I Want for Christmas is You

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The time is 10:00pm and in Jung Yonghwa’s dictionary, this is considered late already.

Jung Yonghwa has always followed the philosophy “Time is Gold.” Every second is crucial so he follows everything on his mental organizer to the dot. A mere second late and he feel irresponsible already……..and exhibit a very awful temper.

“I should be exercising now and not walking in this damn cold night towards home.” He mumbled irately.

As one of the top young photographers in South Korea, his ideas were often non-traditional and modern. He has zero patience for long explanations and if a person will dare ask him what is the story of his taken pictures, he will just silent stare and answer with a curt “What do you think?”

He’s intimidating and cold, as cold as that night before Christmas Eve.

His phone suddenly rings. He whips it out from his pocket yells a “What?” as a greeting.

“Hyu…..hyung……….” A hesitant voice answers him.

‘What the heck is the problem now Jungshin-ah?!” He growls, his previously bad temper getting worse.

“The-“

“What in devil’s name is that earth smelling CEO wants now??? First, he wants girls in bikini for a WINTER ad then he changed it to an avant garde winter concept. Does he even know what avant garde means???”

“Hyu-“

“Because of that old man I skipped my 7:30 dinner and my 9:30 exercise. I’m cold and am still walking home because my car won’t star-“

“Hyung we lost ALL of our models!!!” Jungshin squeaks in a rush.

“I’m ti-BWO??!!”

Is the universe doing some kind of joke on him?

“Explain to me WHY we don’t have models???” He demands loudly, his right hand gesturing wildly in the air as he walks.

“…………………………………………………….”

“Yah, Lee Jungshin! You want to get fired?!”

“Because you called them ‘Slut looking models! Of course they were offended! Ottokeyo Hyung? The shoot is tomorrow! We might lose this deal!”

He didn’t get to hear the rest of his assistant’s ranting because at that time he’s preoccupied staring at the bizarre sight slumped in front of his apartment.

A girl wearing, in his opinion, the scantiest version of a Santa outfit with a matching reindeer headband. How the girl managed to not freeze to death as she sleeps on cemented steps is a mystery to him. It’s December, one of the coldest times of the year.

And why, of all houses in this neighborhood (Whatever happened to security and safety?) it’s his that this stranger chose to stay. The girl stirs a bit as he eyes her entire ensemble in distaste.

Hooker heels? Check.

Thick make up? Check.

Wild hair? Check.

Bloody red lipstick? Check.

Sexy body? CHECK.

He coughs comically once the last observation registers in his mind, face red and head shaking in denial. So what if she’s sexy……long shapely legs….white skin-

And then the girl emitted the most unladylike snore in the world.

“Right. What was I even thinking?” He mutters sarcastically. He places back the phone near his ear.

“Hyung?! Hyung?! HYUNG!!!”

“I’m not deaf!”

“Mi-mianheyo Hyung. I thought-“

“Find a replacement. One will do. I don’t care how you’re going to do it just get me one!”

He angrily snaps his phone off then glares at the annoying sight in front of him. He’s a photographer. Not a charity worker who welcomes homeless strangers in promiscuous Santa outfit. He cautiously walks to the sleeping girl and kicks her lightly on the shin with his (Manolo) shoes.

“Ahgassi, wake up. This is not your house. Go home.”

It took a few kicks and on his last ungentlemanly kick, the stranger finally opens her eyes.

Yonghwa raises an eyebrow as he silently watches the stranger trying to orient with her surroundings rather unsuccessfully. He didn’t even bat an eyelash when those drunken eyes focus on him.

Santa Girl groggily stares at him some more before smiling lazily at him.

“Ahjussi……hic…..Can I-hic…..stay for the night?”

#__________#

Yonghwa wakes up to a pounding headache. He blindly reaches out for his phone when his hand caught something unfamiliar. He immediately snaps his eyes open and fell straight to the floor. He quickly stands up and stares at the material in his hand.

It’s a bra.

A black, lacy, sinful, 32B cup bra.

He gulps nervously. How the hell did this……thing……came inside his house? He instantly inspects his body but is perplexed to see that his clothing is still intact, a white wife beater and black pajamas.

“So I didn’t have sex?” He wonders, feeling more confused than ever.

“I JUST WANT YOU ON MY OWN!!!!!!!”

He literally jumps a meter from the floor when the music suddenly blasts around his entire apartment. What the heck is happening? He throws the offending clothing on his bed but freezes when notices the other “stuffs” thrown around his room.

A black lacy thong, check.

A red piece of clothing coined by sluts as clothes, check.

A 4 inch hooker heels, check.

And is that…….a diaphragm????

“MAKE MY WISH COME TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

He runs out of his room and for the second time that morning, freezes on the spot. With bulging eyes and jaws dropping to the floor.

Santa Girl is singing Christmas carols at the top of her lungs wearing only his a large white shirt with her booty dancing in the air. She’s busy cooking something using his stove while she listens music using his player. The nerve of this stranger!

Yonghwa deliberately walks toward his cd player and shuts it off. He turns back toward the girl and glares at her angrily. Santa Girl immediately stops singing and looks over her shoulder.

“Oh! Ahjussi! You’re awake. Happy Christmas Eve!” She greets brightly.

“What the hell you think you’re doing?” Yonghwa demands crossly. The girl blinks and scrunches her nose.

“Isn’t it obvious? I’m cooking breakfast for the two of us, Ahjussi.”

“And why the hell would you do that?!” He screeches. He’s near to his boiling point but the girl seems unfazed. She walks toward him, unintentionally displaying those long legs of hers, and pulls his hand.

“Aigoo! Ahjussi, it’s 6:30 in the morning and you’re in a foul mood already?”

She pushes him by the shoulders and forces him to sit down. She hurriedly runs toward the stove, turns it off and goes back to him to put scrambled eggs on their plates.

“Kwenchana! I’m here to remove that ugly mood of yours. So eat and let’s be merry because it’s Christmas Eve!”

Santa Girl takes the seat opposite his and smiles at him, both hands under her chin as she puckers lips playfully. After a few death glares from him, Yonghwa reluctantly picks up his fork and eat the food offered to him. He didn’t notice he is wolfing down the food but man, it’s delicious! Santa Girl giggles in glee.

“Omo! Ahjussi, are you hungry? You look so cute eating. Like a kid!”

Yonghwa raises his head, his mouth full of eggs and rice and glares at her.

“I am not a kid! I’m just hungry!”

The girl only giggles and eats her food. A phone suddenly rings and the girl stands up and grabs the phone ringing on top of the fridge. The girl stares at the screen then snorts.

“Hey you ugly fucktard! I said I quit already. You didn’t even give me my fucking last pay and you still have the nerves to book me and throw me to those horny grandpas??!! Fuck you!”

Yonghwa chokes on his food. He has never seen a girl cursed that much. It was shocking. He grabs a glass of water and drinks it.

“Well,” He muses silently. “Usually girls like her literally don’t have good manners………Even if she’s hot, sexy, pretty-”

“Yes! I quit! Now don’t you dare call me again or else I’ll hunt you down put a taser on your ass. Got it? Fuck off!”

Yonghwa watches quietly as the girl returns back to hear seat, muttering angrily as she puts food on her mouth. He glances at his watch. It’s 6:45 and he has a schedule at nine. How is he going to shoo this loud girl out of his house? The girl looks at him again and sighs.

“I’m sorry, Ahjussi. I assume you’re not used to hearing girls curse right? Especially girls who just slept the night at your house and walks around here like it’s hers too.”

“Uhm….”

“It’s my pimp.” She informs him casually. “Well, my former pimp. I quitted being a hooker already.”

“You-You’re a hoo…..hooker?”

“Duh!” The girl rolls her eyes. “It’s quite obvious! My outfit last night was already a clue to you. Were you turned on by it? The horny grandpas did. I swear I saw some tents when I stared at their pants. Tsk. Unbelievable. I mean, their old but wow…..their dicks can still react huh?”

Yonghwa clears his throat as he tries his best not to blush. Santa Girl covers her mouth with her hand.

“Oops! I think I said too much. You’re blushing.”

“Damn!” He curses inwardly.

“I have a schedule today…..I have to leave by eight….So Miss…………”

“Seo Joohyun. That’s my name but you can just call me Seohyun.”

“Ah de…..Uhm…Miss Seohyun, if it’s okay with you, we can leave my house by eight and then go our separate ways. I hope you don’t find this rude.”

The girl stares at him and is speechless for a second before smiling widely at him.

“Oh my……That’s the nicest way of saying to someone ‘Fuck off and leave’. Amazing!”

Yonghwa remains quiet as the girl laughs on her seat. He checks his watch again and frowns. It’s seven already. He needs to hurry up. Jung Yonghwa is never late. He stands up from his seat and carries his plate to the sink.

“No! You better go and take a shower Ahjussi. I’ll clean this up. Go now.”

‘”Erm-“

Seo Joohyun pulls his arm and steers him toward his room.

“Take your bath now. Palli!”

He stares at her reluctantly by his door before finally nodding his head. He must be crazy. He’s allowing a stranger wash the dishes for him. But hey, she offers to do it so he’s not complaining. Besides, he’s in a hurry so it’s a valid excuse to let that Seo Joohyun do the dishes.

Jungshin will have a field day if he learns that his boss let a stranger, specifically a girl, sleep at his house. He knows how cold his boss is.

Fifteen minutes later, Yonghwa is all dressed up and ready to go. He grabs his camera and other equipment and goes out of his room. He finds Seo Joohyun sitting contentedly in his living room while watching the news. She springs up from the couch and claps her hand.

“You’re done? Great! I want to pee.”

Before he can answer, Seo Joohyun already sprints toward his room and slams the door. But she opens it again and pokes her head outside the door.

“By the way Ahjussi, you felt so warm last night. I had a goodnight sleep.”

And with a giggle, she shuts the door again. Leaving Jung Yonghwa to guess what the heck she means by that.

#______________#

After the shooting was done (Jungshin managed to find one model.), Yonghwa immediately goes home. His car is working again and so it’s a relief to not ride the train going home. It’s Christmas Eve and he’s sure the train station will be packed.

He stops at a red traffic light and watches the snow falling outside his window. Where could that Agassi be now?

He closes the door and locks it firmly. He turns around and jolts back in surprise to find Seo Joohyun standing close to him. She’s wearing her Santa costume again but this time she’s covering it with a thicker coat. Yonghwa manages to make her wear an old but still wearable coat of his.

‘This is too much, Ahjussi. I can’t accept this.” She argues.

“Really? You managed to sleep in a stranger house when you were not sober and now that you are, you’re feeling shy already?”

Seo Joohyun flares her nostril but didn’t answer. He turns around and picks up his camera. A tiny smile is on his mouth as he walks toward the door. He didn’t know ex-hookers can be shy. He thinks it’s adorable.

He thinks.

“Ahjussi.” Seo Joohyun says seriously, reeling him from his thoughts. “Thank you for letting me stay in your house last night. I’m sorry for invading your kitchen and bathroom. I really don’t know how much I can repay you with your kindness.”

“Don’t sweat on it, Seohyun-ssi. To be honest, I’m not really a nice person. People around me can attest to that. Maybe because it’s Christmas Eve that’s why I let you in my house. I’m not usually this kind.”

“I actually can see that.”She smiles faintly.

Snow is softly falling around them; some are even caught on her hair. His hand is itching to remove the snowflakes on her hair. She scrunches up her now red nose and he almost blurts out she looks cute.

Almost.

“Jung Yonghwa, focus!” He scolds himself.

“I really can’t pay you with money so……..” Seo Joohyun steps forward, grabs his face gently and kisses him on the lips.

She slowly pulls back and smiles at him sweetly. Jung Yonghwa is too stunned and just stares at her.

“I hope you will have a wonderful Christmas, Ahjussi. Don’t work too hard today. Okay? And don’t let any stranger enter your house again.

She steps back, letting go of his face. She walks down the steps but looks back at him then winks flirtatiously.

“Unless that stranger is me. Merry Christmas Ahjussi!”

Yonghwa chuckles remembering Ahgassi’s kiss.

“That was one heck of a Christmas Eve morning.” He muses as he parks his car in front of his apartment

He usually spends Christmas alone. His family is in LA and most of the time he spends the holidays in Korea. Even if he doesn’t like it, it always happens that he has work on a supposed non working day.

He trudges carefully on the snow and then stops. He stands looking at his apartment door, feeling this strange disappointment creeping inside him as he notices that there is no one standing on his steps. Shaking his head, he unlocks his door and steps inside.

He continues walking lifelessly but halts in the middle of his living room, his eyes wide in surprise.

The dining table is set with food, candles and wine. It’s obviously prepared for just two people.

Could it be?

“Ahni. You’re thinking too much Jung Yonghwa.” He scolds himself.

But there’s no harm in wishing right? He looks around and sees his bedroom slightly open.

Trying to calm his excitement, he eagerly walks toward his room. With careful steps, he approaches his bed where a figure is sleeping contentedly on it. He sits beside the person and stares quietly. Maybe the person feels his stares for she stirs and wakes up.

“Good evening Jung Yonghwa Ahjussi.” Seo Joohyun mumbles groggily.

Yonghwa freely roams his eyes on her face, noticing that it’s void of any make up.

“How did you get in here? How did you know my name?” He asks curiously.

“Through the kitchen window. Good thing it wasn’t locked. And duh, saw your awards displayed in the living room, Jung. Yong. Hwa. Ahjussi.”

His lips quiver but tries his best not to smile. He clears his throat and assumes a strict expression.

“Why are you here?”

“You don’t want me to be here?” She retorts.

He keeps quiet as he ponders for his answer. She is lying on his bed, looking up while he’s sitting beside her, looking down at her. He leans closer and hovers a safe distance from her face, tucking a wayward strand behind her ear.

“This may sound crazy but…….I’m happy you’re here.”

“Good. Because I’m happy to see Ahjussi again.”

“Jjinja?”

“Deh. How could I not? Ahjussi is so hot, sexy, rich-“

“Yah!”

Seohyun smiles happily as she circles her arms around his neck, pulling him closer.

“Ahni. How can I say this? But weirdly…….I have this strange attachment to you. And so I’m back again. “Sleeping over” in your house.”

“Wait, are you going to leave again in the morning?” Yonghwa asks reluctantly.

“You want me to leave, Ahjussi?”

“No.”

“Perfect.” She whispers softly before lifting her face for a kiss.

“Wait!” Yonghwa pulls back from the almost kiss. Seohyun groan then glares at him, annoyed that he stops her.

“What now?”

“For an ex-hooker, you sound too loyal. Are you sure you’re not after my money?”

“For an uptight person who said he will never date cheap women, are you sure not just after my body?”

There’s silence before they burst out laughing hysterically. He somehow ended up lying beside her, spooning her to his body. Her head on his chest as they try their best to stifle their giggles. She looks up at him sweetly, her hand caressing his cheek affectionately.

“Merry Christmas Ahjussi.”

“Merry Christmas Ahgassi.”

With the snow pouring heavily outside, two stranger kiss happily on a warm bed……and doing more than that.

As Jung Yonghwa continues to kiss this loud, adorable and sexy stranger on his bed, a number of thoughts were working inside his mind.

Who said you need mistletoe to kiss someone on Christmas? Why do we need a major reason to like someone?

It must be because of the Holiday bug eating him but really! Sometimes, we don’t need to think deep on why, when or how we get to like someone. Sometimes, or most of the time, you don’t a logical explanation for it because attraction and even love?

It just happens.

At the most unconventional time.

#__________#

“Ahju-hic…ssi…..you have a veeeerrrrryy nice house.” A drunk Seohyun slurred loudly as Jung Yonghwa tried his best not drop her on the floor.”

“Cham. You’re one hell of a woman are you? Shouting loudly outside my house to let you in? And just my luck, those two nosy ahjummas happen to pass by and threw glares at me.”

“Who the hell are those ahjummas?” Seohyun spats rudely. Yonghwa managed to steer her to his couch but in the process, he accidentally fell on top of her.

Seohyun wrapped her legs on his waist, locking him in place. Yonghwa managed to scream his frustration and took a deep breath to calm himself.

“Ahgassi, can you please remove your legs?”

“Shiro!” The girl refuses stubbornly. “Ahjussi……you seem to look uptight. You should loosen up.”

“I prefer you loosen up your legs!”

Seo Joohyun grinned naughtily. She immediately let him go, causing him to fall on the floor. She stood up and in quick motion, her scanty Santa outfit swooshed down the floor. Jung Yonghwa gawked at the spectacle in front of him. Before naughty thoughts came flashing inside his mind, he dashed toward his room and grabbed an extra blanket.

“My goodness woman! Don’t you have dignity?!” He fumed as he hurriedly wrapped her body with the blanket. “Why would you flash yourself in front of a stranger?”

“Hahahaha-hic….Ahju-hic is so red!”

“I’m not!”

“You’re-hic…attracteeeeeeeed to me-hic….noh?”

Before he can react, Seo Joohyun slid her arms around his waist and placed her head on his chest. How the situation became too intimate to his liking, Yonghwa doesn’t have an answer. Why why why of all houses?!

“Ahjussi, I just quit-hic…..ted my job. I’m not a hoooooook-hic…hooker anymore…….I’m soooooooooo happy…..”

“It’s not my problem-“

“I don’t………want to go home.” She said softly. She looked up, begging him with her puppy eyes. “Let me stay….just for-the night.”

“…………………………………”

“Then poof! Gone. Me will be gone gone gone gone……….Okay?”

“………………………………………Fine!”

“Great!” She claps happily then walked unsteadily toward his room. Yonghwa hurriedly go after and he stirred her back to the couch.

“But! You will sleep here while I stay in my room. Ahrasseo?”

“Deeehhhh? Ahjussi, nappuuuun namja! No no no no.”

“You will or else get out of my house.”

“Ah……..jussi…………………….is-hic…scared to sleeeep with…hic…..meeee.”

“Shut up.”

Seohyun pouted but Yonghwa just glared at her. He walked toward the kitchen and opened the fridge, grabbing a bottle of whiskey and apple. He opened his room and was about to go inside but looked back at her again.

“Behave.” He warned before slamming the door shut.

“Tsk. Liar……You’re tu-turned on…….Uptight….co-hic…cold……sexyyyyyyyyy…..Ahju-jussi…….” She lamented. She sprawled on the couch and after a few blinks, she immediately fell asleep.

After an hour………

Seo Joohyun woke up to a terrible pain both from her head and back. She groggily sits up on the couch and look around. Where in the world is she? After a few blinks and squints, coherent thinking slowly returns.

“Ah……I’m in sexy Ahjussi’s house……”

She stared at Ahjussi’s door for a few minutes, a mischievous smile playing on her lips. She left the blanket on the couch and slowly crept toward his room in her lingerie.

“Ahjussi will have a coronary when he sees me.” She giggled evilly.

She turned the knob and unhurriedly opened the door. She entered quietly and stared at the man sleeping on it. She squealed mutely by what she saw. Ahjussi in wife beater and pajamas. He looked damned hot. She looked around noticed the walk in closet. She approached it and opened one drawer.

“Omo! Underwear! And it’s all in red!” She whispered.

And since naughtiness already hit her, why not take it further? She immediately stripped her underwear, took one of his shirt and while still giggling, wore one of his red underwear. In fairness, the tightest boxer fit her just fine.

She was about to leave the room when Jung Yonghwa suddenly spoke.

“Cheo-cheonsa?”

Seo Joohyun turned around, gulping down her nervous. Omo, the Ahjussi is awake! Will he get angry?

“Cheon…..sa…..Why are you there? Come…..Come here.” He called drunkenly.

Seohyun just stood, not knowing what to do. She looked down at the floor and noticed the empty whiskey bottle. Is Ahjussi…happened to be drunk?

She squeaked in fright when she was suddenly grabbed then pulled towards the bed. Her eyes went wide when she finally realized their position. She’s on top of Ahjussi, wearing only a shirt and his boxers while Ahjussi has his hands tightly around her waist.

“Ah-ahjussi….Uhm-“

“Cheonsa……” He called out sleepily. “It’s cold. Stay wi-with me….Ah…ahrasseo?”

He looked so cute…his lips in a ducklike pout…so lonely….so cold that she doesn’t have the heart to refuse him.

Although secretly she liked the body contact so much.

“Okay Ahjussi. I will stay with you.”

Yonghwa smiled childishly and hugged her tighter. “Kom-awo……..”

“Pfft. And you said you don’t want me here! Ahjussi is such a liar. Aigoo……Be less uptight, ahrasseo? You’re handsome and so hot. Any girl will love to get their hands on you. So-“

OHMAYGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sexy Ahjussi is kissing her! Like torridly kissing her! Oh my God! Oh my God! Ottoke??!!

She gasped as Ahjussi continued to assault her lips….no! He’s assaulting her mouth. Lick, bite, suck then repeating the process again. Oh man, Ahjussie tasted better than all the gogumas combined. Heck, she doesn’t even allow her customers to kiss her but her she is, letting a HOT stranger rape her mouth.

The moans and groans Ahjussi making made her bothered and all hot and so with superhuman effort, she pulled back, breaking their kiss. She didn’t even realize she was panting and trying to catch her breath.

“Ah-jussi, aren’t you sleepy?”

“Me?” Jung Yonghwa pouted. She bit her lips or else she will crash her lips to that tempting ones of his.

“Hmmm…..deh! Very sleepy! Sleeeeeep! Let’s sleeeeeeeeep!”

“Ahrasseo. Ahraseeo. We’ll sleep now Ahjussi.” She placed her head back to his chest and closed her eyes. She felt his hands circled her waist tighter.

“Cheonsa………Ah-gassi……..”

“Deh?”

“You’re-really at-tractive. Santa outfit…..turn ooooonnnnnnnn…..”

Seo Joohyun eyes snapped open, a giddy smile automatically formed on her lips.

This is going to be a very interesting Christmas.

The End.

A/N:

Merry Christmas!

Today is a special day. It’s Banmal Song video 2nd ear anniversary. Did you watch it again? I did!

This story came from @anonabi funny tweet of Yong’s “50 Shades of Lucky Red Underwear”. Originally, it really was about the undies but then….my imagination flew and this is what I created. I hope you’re not disappointed chinggu. LOL.

So what do you think? Did I make you laugh? I hope so. And as usual, I am not confident with this one just like my 1000th ic one shot. By the way, I am overwhelmed by the response. Jjinja! Thank you guys. I didn’t expect for you love it or even cry! But I’m so happy that in a way, I had touched your hearts. Komawo.

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