"I wish my name was Optimus Prime."

"This is such an 'us' night..." 8D

"Yeah, it's newly implemented. It's only for the black people."

"But we love them and they snuggle and spoon with us and make us feel safe and keep us warm and make us go crazy"
"Those bums."

howitz222: get a bunch of big cigars and insist they be smoked during all meetings
howitz222: or at least held in the mouth

howitz222: make it policy that each person must laugh manically at least once per meeting

"Boobs are going to touch me." -Lindsay

"Don't lick me."

"It looks like someone crapped their pants."

"I offered her television...in a box." -Shartley

"When I think of Meryl, I think butter." -Payton

Overheard in the MP...

"So that is how I lost my virginity. But then I fixed it."