Also snagged from arxevIf you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me
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Remember when the three of us were sitting on the green and there was that guy with the Segway, and we all kept saying that someone should ask him for a ride, and we must've sat there for an hour. But we were too social awkward and too into the squirrels to actually do anything.
And then he drove up to us and you tackled him with some crazy taekwondo and Anna stole his wallet and I drove off on the Segway. Then we threw things at rabid monster squirrels.
Then we spent the night in prison and we got a stern talking to from a police officer named Squishy and none of us could stop laughing at his name. Plus he has a lisp.
so yeah, remember that time when we were both about seven or eight and we decided to steal a hovercraft from NASA? And then we hitchhiked up to the secret hovercraft hanger in Bangor, Maine, with a couple of new age hippies who were smoking "those funny smelling cigarettes," and when we got there we stormed the place with water pistols, and when it just so happened that all the guards were hydrophobic and ran screaming from our watery onslaught, but it turned out it wasn't actually a hovercraft hanger, it was an ice cream factory, so instead we gorged ourselves on chocolate fudge brownie ice cream and proceeded to raid the nearest whipped cream factory. Fun times, fun times.
that's a good little meme! give me some think-time, b/c i want to -erm- remember all the details carefully. i'm going to do my very best to give you a good memory!
So there was this one time at Band Camp.....wait no that wasn't us. Oh yeah so anyway like I was saying there was this one time when we wrote that bestselling book on something or other that made us famous and we were able to pay off all our student loans, retire early, and live happily ever after on our private island off the coast of Fiji =)
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*single anime tear rolls down cheek*
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And then he drove up to us and you tackled him with some crazy taekwondo and Anna stole his wallet and I drove off on the Segway. Then we threw things at rabid monster squirrels.
Then we spent the night in prison and we got a stern talking to from a police officer named Squishy and none of us could stop laughing at his name. Plus he has a lisp.
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give me some think-time, b/c i want to -erm- remember all the details carefully. i'm going to do my very best to give you a good memory!
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