Step up, you'll be shocked, when I spit and start static, I'll rip your style apart and add it to my long list of patents.
While you were busy digging ditches and burning bridges, I'm pumping out inventions, stacking riches, so go back to your pigeons!!

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The beat, the way it starts off, the speed of the rapping, the rhymes...dammit, I don't ( Read more... )

It's all over but the crying.
Fade to black, I'm sick of trying.

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Yo, here's a GPS - who gets lost for 40 years?

Ich kann nicht mehr XDDDDDDDDD

GOD BLESS THE EPIC RAP BATTLES, THE MOST AMAZING THING ON THE INTERNET, and Merry Christmas everybody.

I'm running out of reasons not to kill myself.
Really.
I honestly don't know for whose sake I keep trying.
I'm a failure, a disgrace, and a burden. A burden to literally everyone: A burden to my family, to my friends, to the state, to the attendants, I was a burden to my goddamn boyfriend and he left. And I deserve that, because I am a burden. * ( Read more... )

I don't fucking care, Blind Guardian.
I don't even care if I've said this a dozen times before.
Blind Guardian, your song "Otherland" is not about Otherland. Or not only about Otherland. I've read Otherland*. Several effing times, because it is amazing ( Read more... )

Psychonauts fanfiction.
For NaNoWriMo. This year.
30 days and 50,000 words of nothing but Psychonauts fanfiction.
Not necessarily for anyone but myself.
Everything that I want explained in terms of Psychonaut and Tim Schafer waved off as "screw it, this is background, figure it out yourself." Basically playing keep-away with me ( Read more... )

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Whoever thought of the last third is a motherfucking GOD XDDDDDDDDDDD

Epic Rap Battles should be compulsory material at school XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

"Sometimes it feels like I'm spending my entire life mining for gold in a septic tank." ~ Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw ( Read more... )

...you can have a kickass evening with them eating pizza, pizza buns and chocolate while watching seven consecutive English episodes of Darkwing Duck, all the while laughing your head off, analyzing cartoon logic, inventing the drinking game "Take a sip whenever there's a pun" (and not lasting two episodes) and singing along to the theme song every ( Read more... )