Today, as I was enjoying a nice lunch with my family, my eight year old sister Emilie Faith leans over and taps my shoulder ( Read more... )

Some people are so predictably, disgustingly stupid it's laughable.
(I'm proud to be your polar opposite.)

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THIS IS MY LAST ENTRY AS THE MERMAID ( Read more... )

iloveunicorns

I would like to be added to this person's friends list.   I would like to thank this person for making bho and I laugh until tears streamed down our faces.

I noticed someone today.  and I am officially intrigued. :)

PRAISE ALLAH!

Pardon the "off again, on again" element of our relationship.  It was never meant to be like that.  In my defense, however, I never desputed or denied my indecisive tendencies.

I decided to organize all my clothes. 
four hours at the Laundry Mat;
eight garbage bags full of clothes;
thirty five dollars in quarters;
three friends helping;
one trip to ( Read more... )

Sarah Martin's 1986 Pontiac Sunbird -  Zero.

The Good Ole' White Cavi - One. Atta girl.

My car could kick any other car in the Central parking lot's ass!

(edit: excluding Tyler Syring's Love-Mobile.)

R.I.P. Ktg / Ryan Schmidt romantic relationship.  (Easter Break '04 - 12/3/04.)  It was enjoyable while it was..enjoyable.  Without delving into ( Read more... )

The mood is because I haven't washed my hair in three days.  The maroon is still going strong, however.  :)

I had a really good Thanksgiving.  And yours?

I met Ryan Schmidt's extended family.  I still insisted my family is weirder.

I wanted to see Finding Neverland so badly that I drove us all the way to Lansing.  It was worth it.  I love ( Read more... )

i keep having these insane nightmares.  alyx anderson killed me in one.

you would think after two half gallons of popov, 15 girls would be able to forget about the deceit, confusion, and downright unhappiness caused by the group of barbarians controlled by the flesh dangling between their legs known as the male species.

but. you would think wrong.

i drunk dialed an ex on friday and told of how i "still felt". aha ( Read more... )