i must get all of my thank you's in.

[merniac]

dear turbonegro

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[mrrobotpants]

dear adam sandler pinball,

why don't you exist?

love, sean desantis

[merniac]

the price is wrong, bitch.

props to you

[bambamvegas]

dear rachel hinsdale,

thank you for being wonderful. especially at crossword puzzles because you are a genius. thank you for always being cool or at least making yourself look totally cool. i think i love you.

xoxo
your coach

p.s. bilinski's cool too, but in a totally different way and this is your letter not hers.

Re: props to you

[merniac]

dear coach fonda,

thank you for making my abs look like pbr cans. i love your "sweating with the clap" workout video, it touches me. please continue to come visit my "big fat sluts" chamber here in chigaco.

love, rachel hinsdale