Pre-Analyzed Tea Leaves

[merodi_no_yami]

At work, one of the staples of my shift is making myself a large cup of tea before getting down to business.  We serve Tazo Tea at our cafe, and the company has apparently redesigned their packaging to include little fortunes on some of the 'tea tabs'.  I didn't realize this until yesterday, when I began to steep my tea and was greeted with the

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[bomberman61]

That's the most specific fortune I have ever seen. Heh.

[subu]

I'm so going to ask if you danced the Hoochie Coo on March 10th. >D

...Or find you on the 11th. lulz.

[pyralis_phyre]

While I do have to work until 6 on the 10th, I would gladly be your hoochie coochie man in the evening! I mean, denying a proper prophesy like that might disturb the paths of the planets or something!

[warriorofheart]

And all I asked for was a game of pool....