If text fonts were people...

[merovingian]

As you might know, I have been spending the past few months making a concerted effort not to do anything story-worthy. My theory is that a happy life is one devoid of narrative value. I would tell you more about it, but that would ruin it

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[metaphortunate]

Oh dear. Sounds like...an accident grotesque.

[mgavrylyuk]

He should be happy he wasn't booked to DaFont jail for font grieving in public.

[merovingian]

I just did a Google search for "DaFont jail" and found that there's a large font database that includes many jail-based fonts! He may be font grieving, but I'm a font of happiness now!