Domestic Advice Needed!

[merovingian]

I have decided, for the first time in my life, that I would prefer my clothes to be soft. How do I do this?

Poll Domestic Advice

Thanks in advance!

Comments

[marialuminous]

This poll would have been better if I could have checked more than one answer. My answers really are, in no particular order: friendship, sunlight, time, education, and other.

What I'm really telling you is that if you want to go soft, you should take long walks at sunset, spend time watching feminist documentaries and silly romantic comedies, listen to your friends (especially women and minorities and people from marginalized groups), attend classes on social theory and the environment, and other stuff like that. Then you'll really be soft.

(P.S. I am assuming that you are wearing clothes for most or all of these activities, thereby exposing your clothes to these same influences. I guess you could just place piles of your clothes in the university's gender studies department or something, and make them soft without getting yourself soft in the process, if that's your goal.)

[merovingian]

Oh, much of that sounds very good.

But it seems sort of rude to leave my laundry around a university's gender studies department.

[marialuminous]

If you're concerned about being rude to the gender studies department, then you've already gone soft, haven't you?

Don't worry, then: it's only a short amount of time before your clothes catch up to your current level of softness.

[glassorchestra]

Gentle massage accompanied by sweet affirmations is the best way to soften and tenderise your fabrics.

[tsgeisel]

Cats.

[crystalpyramid]

Isn't there a T on Carnot? Or is this a slightly different heat engine than the one I studied in high school?

[factitiouslj]

Car? No, heat engine!

[merovingian]

You are of course totally correct. It's my spelling mistake and sadly there is no way to edit poll options.

Thanks for spotting this, and my deepest personal apologies for the harm my failure caused.

[sossity]

i have it on good authority that unicorn cum is the most powerful fabric softener in the multiverse, but i have no connects for it. :(