You are soooooo mean. It was your job to oust Arthur. Just look at that look on Merlin's face that you're Not Doing Anything About It. How dare you?
Poor Merlin.
I know it's fun to tease them and watch their tiny brains try to work these things out and yes, I laughed and enjoyed the story, but really.
Oust Arthur. Firmly but gently. Merlin can't do his job properly as your writing cat unless you do. He was clearly stressed by not being able to do his job.
Oz, surrounded by nine, count 'em, nine cats, and all their assorted layers of interaction and who's in charge here?
And yes, it was clearly my job to oust Arthur, but the poor guy is on the bottom of every pecking order in the house, and I wanted to give him his day in the sun. Whereby sun=halogen lamp.
Well if he would stop puking and peeing indiscriminately, he might rise up a bit in the pecking order. And I presume you know it's Arthur doing this? In this house, they try to point paws at each other and deny any connection with the mess.
He's really more of a puker than a peer. Pee-er? He pukes indiscriminately, but to my knowledge, his only out of the box pees have been the two times access to the litter boxes got cut off, at which point he displayed his frustration by peeing ON US ON OUR BED WHILE WE SLEPT. Can't blame him, but boy, maybe a little more passive in his aggressive would be okay.
(Pee on us once, shame on the guest who closed the door to the basement; pee on us twice, shame on us (and the same guest who a year later closed the door to the basement again)--we cut a hole in the door after that.)
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Poor Merlin.
I know it's fun to tease them and watch their tiny brains try to work these things out and yes, I laughed and enjoyed the story, but really.
Oust Arthur. Firmly but gently. Merlin can't do his job properly as your writing cat unless you do. He was clearly stressed by not being able to do his job.
Oz, surrounded by nine, count 'em, nine cats, and all their assorted layers of interaction and who's in charge here?
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And yes, it was clearly my job to oust Arthur, but the poor guy is on the bottom of every pecking order in the house, and I wanted to give him his day in the sun. Whereby sun=halogen lamp.
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(Pee on us once, shame on the guest who closed the door to the basement; pee on us twice, shame on us (and the same guest who a year later closed the door to the basement again)--we cut a hole in the door after that.)
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