I took a four and a half hour nap.

WTF I AM AMAZING.

There are two things in life you can depend on:
-emily being awesome
-i always have to pee at the worst times.

I miss devon for some weird reason.

i also remembered last night how much I love Office Space...Michael Bolton and his Snoop Dogg picture <3 ( Read more... )

Way to go brando!
Here's a rundown of the top 25 most memorable movie quotes as determined by the AFI:
(Brando is #2 &3, DeNiro #10)


1. "Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn." Gone with the Wind, 1939
2. "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." The Godfather, 1972
3. "You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender ( Read more... )

I love anyone who took my absurdly joking previous post seriously.

Anyways...time to apply the advantage...

Today my one true friend Julia and I became fully aware of how disgusting and horrible life is. Through the tears that pour out of my frightened eyes the world seem's to form an ocean. An ocean of pain and misery. I try and swim through the flooded river of my sorrow, treading the water as fast at possible, but alas, my breaking heart weighs me ( Read more... )

Okay, all though this is really stupid, I still found it amusing...which is why I shall now post it ( Read more... )

Though I really appreciated your insight on the post that was about what you do defining who you are, I decided to delete it because of how some of it's content was incriminating to certain people.

i will remember what you said though since it was very interesting.

<3
sasha

There should just be birth control in the tap water. It would solve a lot of problems.

It fucking would, wouldn't it?

Two girls were having it out in the comments (cat fight, rawr) on the main page and someone else typing under the name "Dr. Phil" was trying to mediate them. I just thought it was hilarious. The following are two of the comments posted ( Read more... )

I love how no one will read the post below because of how long it is…haha, awesome. It’s like, if you want a private livejournal, all you have to do is write really long posts.

Excellent.