A week of Edward Norton
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I turned helgatron in for eating carbs (3 points). In June on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In August I punched hollowpoint in the arm (-10 points). Last Monday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Friday I pulled over and changed carrotline's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been nice (668 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
mertrodome
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
When the stars were right, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In August, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In September, I recruited sexy_lex as a new cultist (30 points). In October, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In July, I stopped carameline from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). Last week, I fed eesha to a Shoggoth (250 points).
In short, I have been very good (310 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
mertrodome
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