I had an interview today

Dec 07, 2005 20:46


WHAT NAME WOULD YOU RATHER BE NAMED THAN THE ONE YOU HAVE?
Merton D Rammer

FAVORITE ART MOVEMENT OR PERIOD?
I'm not exactly well-versed enough to speak with any real authority but I do know that whatever it is, it involves Tracey Emin in no way whatsoever.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED FOR LEWD CONDUCT?
Yes, but the giraffe decided not to press charges.

FAVORITE DRUG?
Caffeine.

WHAT ANIMAL ARE YOU MOST LIKE?
Cthulhu.

DO YOU CHECK YOURSELF OUT WHILE PASSING MIRRORS? FOR HOW LONG?
At times, yeah. Not for ages though.

IF YOU COULD BE WITH ANYONE RIGHT NOW...WHO WOULD IT BE?
Clare.

FAMILY FEUD OR WHEEL OF FORTUNE?
Wheel of Fortune. "I'll try M for... Montague!" Classic.

FAVORITE/LEAST FAVORITE WORD?
Favorite: Turbo.
Least: Klunge.

HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH?
Four.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE LOCH NESS MONSTER?
Nein danke.

NAME 5 ASPECTS THAT MAKE UP YOUR DREAM BOY/GIRL.
Super turbo intelligent (preferably in ways in which I'm not too smart).
Individual.
Nice, big eyes.
That feeling where you can do absolutely nothing at all and it's still fun and exciting.
Walloptasticness.

SOUP OR SALAD?
Soup.

FAVORITE SONG TO REQUEST IN A JUKEBOX?
Never had means or motive to use such a contraption really, but probably at the moment it'd be Feel Good Inc.

THE BEST THING ABOUT TRUCK STOPS?
Time Crisis 2. Preferably in the very early hours with Andrew.

IN WHAT POSITION DO YOU SLEEP?
Standing up on the DLR in the morning.

THE WORST THING ABOUT HOLIDAYS?
That horrible mixture of feeling between wanting to buy stuff to validate your reason for being there and knowing you should save because it cost enough to get there as it is.

DAWN, OR DUSK?
Dusk.

WHAT BAND'S REUNION CONCERT WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO SEE?
Smashing Pumpkins. With Alex.

YOUR FAVORITE PAIR OF UNDERWEAR?
Possibly the ones my mum (!) bought me that have a dog in shades saying "bling bling" on the right leg.

CLOSEST MAJOR CITY?
London.

OCCUPATION?
City & Guilds boy. Hopefully to be promoted to City & Guilds £25.7k boy if today's interview went well.

NUMBER OF BLANKETS ON BED (INC. SHEETS)?
Erm. Two bottom sheets and one duvet.

PIECE OF FURNITURE YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?
X-Wing Clothes Dryer.

DO YOU SHOWER AT NIGHT OR IN THE MORNING?
Morning these days.

ORIGINALLY, WHAT COLOR WERE THE WALLS OF YOUR BEDROOM? WHAT COLOR ARE THEY NOW?
At my parents' my room was a sort of jadey green. My current room is white.

DO YOU PREFER TO HANG OR FOLD YOUR CLOTHES?
I prefer to let Clare make such decisions, all told.

VACUUMS: PAIN IN THE ASS OR HELPFUL TOOL?
Erm, what would one be doing with them to make them a problem? That said, I don't own one as such.

HAVE YOU EATEN FRIES WITH MAYONNAISE?
Yes, it's reasonable.

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO USE CHOPSTICKS?
Yes and do so semi-regularly. Preferably on an outbound train from London with a smug look of "yes, you come from Leeds and are therefore nowhere near cool enough to be doing this" look on my face.

DESIRED MODE OF TRANSPORTATION?
To be honest, I have no real objection to the DLR whatsoever. No real reason to own a car in central London.

BEST EIGHTIES FEEL-GOOD FILM?
Transformers: The Movie.

WHAT DO YOU DO ON WEEKENDS?
Stay in bed for ages, rent films, eat ice cream. That kind of thing.

DO YOU ENJOY ALONE TIME?
Sort of but time with Clare is so natural and relaxing that it also counts. I guess sometiems I like a few minutes here or there but that's about it.

IF YOU WERE STRANDED AT HOME FOR A WEEKEND WITHOUT A COMPUTER AND A TV WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO ENTERTAIN YOURSELF?
Read, hang out with my friends, that kind of thing.

WHAT IS ONE THING THAT YOU WOULD LOVE TO LEARN?
Japanese.

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY GOOD AT?
I'm not too terrible at getting jobs I guess.

IF THERE WAS A BOOK ABOUT YOUR LIFE WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED?
How Do I Know (Because The Crowd Went "Ho"): The Life And Rhymes of The Fresh Prince

WHAT WORD DESCRIBES YOUR SENSE OF STYLE?
Bosh.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING?
Currently my new coat that Clare got me for my birthday. It's so comfortable!

DESCRIBE A TYPICAL OUTFIT YOU'D WEAR FOR SCHOOL.
School uniform?

WHAT SEASON ARE YOU?
Autumn.

WHAT'S A GOOD BRAND OF MAKE-UP?
I have no idea.

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY TO GO OUT ON THE WEEKEND?
Five, ten minutes tops.

SUM UP YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW IN 5 - 10 WORDS?
I am the driver and y'all on a rap ride.

WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Play video games, watch films/TV, sleep.

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANTS?
There's a little okinamiyaki place near the British Museum that Iestyn introduced us to which I'm loving at the moment. Nando's is good on a budget.

ON AVERAGE, HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK OR MONTH DO YOU GO OUT TO EAT?
Three or four times I suppose. Sometimes less.

WHAT IS YOUR NATURAL SLEEPING PATTERN?
Sleep about 12-12:30, up at 7:45.

WHAT MADE YOU DECIDE TO HAVE SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME?
I was young and impressionable.

WERE YOU IN LOVE?
With the first? Probably not in retrospect but I guess I thought I was at the time.

WHAT'S YOUR PREFERRED METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL?
Homosexuality.

HOW MANY ROOMS DOES YOUR HOUSE HAVE?
Five.
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