How to be Mervelous

Jun 15, 2004 17:54

- Merv means never having to say you're sorry ( Read more... )

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lucie_denicolet June 16 2004, 06:00:17 UTC
I think I'm Marvelous too *bweee*

Merv means never having to say you're sorry.
Right *waging tail* even when I did mistakes *giggle*

My feeding time is 6:30 AM and 6:30 PM. Any tardiness should be met with protest. My meat must be raw, finely chopped, and contain the appropriate proportions of muscle and liver.
Oh! Hummm, I don't mind at what time they feed me, in fact, I don't know how to figured out the time.

I am not spazzing out, I'm doing my calisthenics. I'm not kneading, I'm doing isometric exercises.
Oh, I don't yawn, I practice my facial features and I don't yap, I expose my point of view.

If it is small and fluffy, I either put it there on purpose, or it must die.
The same here but with stripes *giggle*

That green mouse is a stupid toy.
I like it, well I love to steal it from Augustin.

All fluffy clean linens must be thoroughly inspected. If I purr, then I approve.
I second that specially right at the moment it's out of the drying machine.

Dogs must yield the couch and any lap space to me.
WHAT??? NO WAY!

I can be on ( ... )

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psymonetta June 17 2004, 00:21:41 UTC
shhhh....we are getting Merv that soundtrack for his Merv-day.

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polycat June 16 2004, 14:07:24 UTC
crapping in the tub and yelling for the cleaning lady makes me part Merv. yay!

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mervelous June 17 2004, 00:20:12 UTC
Oh yes, that is my favorite place of all for making poos. I usually use my box, but the lady usually keeps it in the tub. If she forgets, then I get to poo in the tub.

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polycat June 17 2004, 01:09:26 UTC
i use my box only for the urination. i use teh tub for the crap. it makes more sense to me. my box is outside the tub, and there is even another box, but i let hank use that one.

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mervelous June 17 2004, 01:33:28 UTC
I like the box for the urinating, as well. I have to have some sand to soak it up. It's gross on a smooth hard surface.

The lady doesn't really get mad when I poo in the tub. But she does call me a primo don when I scream at her to come clean it up right away.

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