more fuck my life fun

[meryals]

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

Comments

[faeriecross]

Omg, the first and second make me sad. )):

[meryals]

I know, I got dumped over AIM and I thought that was bad..
I caught my hair on fire on my 16th birthday, blowing out my candles. It would have been so much more bad ass is I had been wearing a sombrero :-(
and the second one is pretty sad :-(