I am eating mashed potatoes.

I got packages from my mom today!! She sent me this humongous stuffed frog, some dvds, a game, some candy, and these really snazzy spindly stemmed glasses. :)

Kenny told me his girlfriend was on the Bozo show when she was little. So awesome. She didn't get to play the Grand Prize Game though.

These guys all decided to whore themselves out to me in the last five minutes. I didn't ask to see pictures of them or anything, they're just sluts. :p

John looks like an aids patient here. Yay!


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You know that Goofy cartoon where he's waterskiing? I dreamed I was at the beach with my dad and my brothers and I was waterskiing just like that, and with about as much skill, but I also had a big kite in my hands and it would make me float sometimes. Then all of a sudden I was on the floor in a room doing some deal like I was on a pommel ( Read more... )

I am the sneakiest ninja of them all.

This is the pair of glasses I like. I want them. Providing they don't look stupid on me, of course.


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I have a horrible joke, and let me tell you, when I say it's horrible, it's REALLY horrible... but I laughed and laughed and laughed.

I'm a nerd.

Ok, so here it is.

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

Hah. Sorry.

I dyed my hair

and I look dopey in this picture

but I'm pleased with the color of my hair.


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Oh, I just noticed that the date for the last post is messed up. It was posted early this morning/late last night, not that it really matters. I can't get used to this new lj client. It's kinda lame.

And I forgot to eat anything today... maybe that's why my head hurts.

sick
of
everything.

yeah, woe is me.