I'm sorry my dearest, but your striking handsomeness is too much to resist-- those cool grey eyes, that perfect straight hair that I have always envied, the angular features, the girlish wrists. Who can resist a rebel?? How could I? But to tell you-- what if you had rejected me?
You see why it all had to be kept a secret, of course.
What a relief, that you have not shunned my love! I will meet you tonight, under the elm!
With all my love, Your James-y Poo
P.S. You might want to keep this from one Lily Evans. Rumor tells me that she thinks I am woefully besmitten with her. It might be a little awkward for her to know the truth.
James Potter, you are like the stars in my eyes, the air in my lungs! How could I reject you? It'd be like chopping out my heart and setting it upon a fire for Snivellus to make some potion out of. Very sad. Very wasteful.
Couldn't you see how desperately I loved you? Oh! But all my dreams have finally come true!
I can hardly wait until tonight -- I'll bring something special for you -- and perhaps beforehand, we may dine and wine under moonlight --
Yours devotedly, Your Ickle Siri-kins
PS: Fear not, for my middle names is Discretion.
PS2: Bollocks on you, my wrists are VERY manly nowadays. Terribly manly. They've got ink on them!
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You see why it all had to be kept a secret, of course.
What a relief, that you have not shunned my love! I will meet you tonight, under the elm!
With all my love,
Your James-y Poo
P.S. You might want to keep this from one Lily Evans. Rumor tells me that she thinks I am woefully besmitten with her. It might be a little awkward for her to know the truth.
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Couldn't you see how desperately I loved you? Oh! But all my dreams have finally come true!
I can hardly wait until tonight -- I'll bring something special for you -- and perhaps beforehand, we may dine and wine under moonlight --
Yours devotedly,
Your Ickle Siri-kins
PS: Fear not, for my middle names is Discretion.
PS2: Bollocks on you, my wrists are VERY manly nowadays. Terribly manly. They've got ink on them!
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