On Spineless, Foul, Twat-Like Gits of Unmentionable Names
Life's been busy. It's not every day your blood-brother (AUGH, I can't believe I'm related to that stupid, sproggish git) tries to off you because he was being some pervy voyeur and caught you fucking around with his ex.
First off, WHEN THE HELL WERE REGULUS AND BARTY FUCKING EACH OTHER?
What with the rushed engagement, I'm guessing Hag and He-Hag found out. HAHA, I would've loved to see their faces. They loved Regulus so. Let's hope he can keep it up enough with that what's-her-face to propogate some inbred heir for them. Hope the brat's a Squib. That must've been priceless.
Second off, I MESSED AROUND WITH MY BROTHER'S GUY?
Let's ignore the fact that we both messed around with a guy to begin with....I mean, we're teenagers, this is a liberated time, who the fuck cares, it was just fucking around, whatever. I'm still totally straight, as my track-record so clearly states. That is still SO. CRAZY. I mean....my mind is blown.
I bet I'm better
I wonder who's better
Hey, I could ask Barty -
Barty totally has a Black fetish. Well, you know what they say...
Ahem. Anyways.
I think this situation is just fucking hilarious, deathly tea aside. Seriously, little bro, couldn't you have thought of something better? You tried to off me over my tea? You are...such a fucking coward that I am laughing in your face, because you're so pathetic. It's just - TEA? Merlin's saggy left ball on a stick. He's just sad.
Death, I laugh in your face. HA. HA. HA.