I have never sold drugs, raped, assaulted, or murdered anyone in my life. BUT, if I were to pull a 180 and do any of those, then get caught by the authorities, the culture and the justice system would by default do its damndest to cast me in the best/most sympathetic light possible. And that would happen simply because I am a straight white male ( Read more... )

( In Which the Party Becomes Hungry and Itchy. )

( Listen, I've never really been a very religious guy. )

My English teacher from my senior year of high school Veronica Costello had us write a journal entry each day for her class. I've neglected this journal a lot as of recent because, well, I don't feel I have anything particularly interesting to write about. When I think a little more on it, I realize that doesn't matter ( Read more... )

http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2009/11/17/2129509.aspx Seems a little like Venusian culture, don't cha think?

Last night I dreamt of dyson vaccum cleaners, a whole crapload of Battle Angel Alita merchandise, and Alita herself being real nice to me and hugging me.

-Phoebe continues to grow and be unbearably cute. She's getting better at doing signs for "food", "papa", and "momma ( Read more... )

PHOEBE'S WALKING!

ARGH MY NEXK AND BACHACHES!

10 DAY VACATION IN A COUPLE 'N A HALF WEEKS!

So Phoebe is sitting on the floor right now moving her fingers like Luke Skywalker testing his new hand at the end of ESB. It's pretty freaking funny. Damn folks, this little girl is ridiculously cute. And boy does she hold power over people, even complete strangers at the mall (so I hear). As most of you know, Phoebe is growing up fine. ( Read more... )

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship ( Read more... )