There are waaaay too many lesbians at wendy's now, and gay guys get more girls than me. oral surgeons are pointless as are the new junior bacon cheeseburgers with one piece of bacon CUT IN HALF to make it look like more. i'll think of more later.

quick update because the past two nights have been EPIC. thursday night i replaced drinking with my regular unleaded small group meeting. this was no ordinary bible study. we stripped to our undies, covered ourself in war paint, and strapped on our kilts. we went to the library and TDU urging people to stop studying. we even interrupted this pretty ( Read more... )

fuck chemistry and suck my balls Dr. Warnaar. if i have to take 131 over again i am personally going to blame you for not teaching us anything and then throwing random crap on your tests. i wonder if she realizes that half her class is failing?

vinn3h: any involvement w/ kdr is kinda a bad idea for you ( Read more... )

to anyone who said college is easy, they can go stick their head in mayonnaise. i hate the fact that at cox i had a 3.8 by the end of senior year and here i am barely making a 2.75 which apparently is good standing. it sure doesn't help that med schools are saying i need at least a 3.5 to get in. maybe i'm just not cut out to be a doctor. manager ( Read more... )

James Madison University Rules ( Read more... )

yeah, so i absolutely love the fact that i had nothing to do the past two nights. ponder that for a second, matt is at college and he is in his dorm on a friday and saturday night. anyone else see a problem here? i dont know whats wrong with me. i try to make new friends here, i have made some new friends. unfortunately they dont drink and they ( Read more... )

hey everyone it's my first drunken post, hooray for me. even though i did sober up a lot befpre i wrote this. to kamara, i'm sorry that vincenzo or whoever then hell jeremy was talked to you. i hope he didn't say anything bad. anyways i have to take a piss again, goodnight/

i just wanted to tell everyone that yes i am enjoying myself at college, and this weekend i shall go out and party for the first and hopefully not last time. i miss you all that are at other colleges or back in VB but wendy's misses me so much that i am coming back for a weekend coming up soon. hope to see most of you then. it goes without saying ( Read more... )

onewheeldude 89: you blocked me, didn't you ( Read more... )