Oy.
Dear Messmates:
I have a secret sorrow to unburden upon your gentle ears.
MY CONDO IS A FREAKIN PIGSTY.
( Let me count the ways, as we do a walkthrough: )
I have a secret sorrow to unburden upon your gentle ears.
MY CONDO IS A FREAKIN PIGSTY.
( Let me count the ways, as we do a walkthrough: )
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Your winter coats are still hanging up by the door? *tsk* MINE made the imperial trans-apartment treck to the bedroom floor way back in JUNE. Um, but some scarves and the Creanhat stayed behind because they couldn't bear to be parted from the coat rack.
Butler's pantry! How cool! Now what you need is not a dishwasher but a BUTLER. (But what's up with the dishwasher? Can't you get it fixed? I mean!! You certainly cannot put your lily white hands into a sink full of soap and water to hand-wash the things! Don't even attempt THAT. I've been there and I barely escaped with my life. You would not survive it!!!)
3a. the dining table still has the extra leaves in it from two weekends ago They still have a few months of goodness left in 'em.
3b. we do not keep the phone books in the display niche, or at least we shouldn't But they're so PRETTY...!
3c. everything's got a nice even coat of dust and doghair Well at ( ... )
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