last night was an awesome purevag gathering.
I love those girls so much.

missy also almost lost over $600 out the window this morning.
but thanks to rickys quick U turn abilities, and missys amazing car dodging skills.
it is now safe and sound in rickys pocket.

marcus is a shit head.
i love sammy.
and marcus still sucks.

that is all.

if i had plans saturday I am breaking them right now.
I am sorry.
buuuut saturday is going to be dedicated entirely to my new man.
harry potter.
TIGHT HP!

dear last night,
you sucked balls.
especially the parts that involved the fucking crack whore.
and how i was left drunk and pissed and alone cuz everyone passed out...that part was pretty awesome i guess.
i did have a really good burrito though.
so thanks for that i guess.
love,
Jessi

I have been chewing the same piece of gum for going on 4 and a half hours now and I swear to god it is turning into a liquid.
and to top that off I just heard THE LONGEST pee I've ever heard and probably ever will hear.

Today the dream we've been talking about for about a month was supposed to come true.
Being picked up from school on the last day in a stretch Limo with "Schools Out for Summer" blasting.....well it didnt happen...
But being picked up in a stretch Limo with Benni Bennasi blasting did...and thats JUST as tight

I love my friends<3 ( Read more... )

the breakfast was lame....what are the chances that they'll have EVERYTHING i hate about breakfast and only that...plech.

well hopefully today-tuesday turn out good (KOW)

well shit... sandwhich time!

G.ma has cancer again.
thats about half our family that has or had cancer.
........Well brother and I are screwed.

I miss Julia and Leanne

My brother and I have started a gang.
The DD's (Drinking Dom's)

we do however have a motto.
"Drink the town dry,
Drink till ya die!"

you can be a groupie if you want....cuz there arent really anymore doms....unless dad wants to join....but thats gay...litterally?

DRINK ON DD'S!!

TOMORROW is so close!!!!
so excited. I get to eat cake and see Masha and just...party...and it will be awesome.
one bad thing...it is supposed to rain.
no worries, it'll all work out (knock on wood)

$50 closer to the best night ever.
I know...I basiclly rule.