Question:

[messyleprosy]

What would you do if your soulmate was a leper? Would you leave them to die on the street or would you lick their flaking skin, like Jesus? WWJD, FOLKS?

Comments

[travoltasunit]

yes and yes.

Oh yeah

[messyleprosy]

I forget that Jesus is all-powerful and can do a thousand contradicting things in the same time. Don't kill me, God.

[jdoc1]

Lepers are the best people to date. They don't gain weight over time, you can't buy them jewelry anyway, and if they catch you in the act with someone else, well they were going to fall apart anyway.

At first I wondered if it was ok to make fun of those striken with leprosy, but the Christians did, so that makes it ok. Man those Christians are funny. To me The Bible reads like one big fart joke.