Danielle and I are studying for WDW387 (Legal Regulation ( Read more... )

I love Alan Ford. Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys has nothing on him ( Read more... )

Repair Costs.
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Sprained ankle: $200

Broken photocopier: $120

Front window of a porno shop in Thornhill: $550

New suspension and steering alignment: $1100

All of this, broken on the same day: priceless.

Earlier today I was fucking around on the net and came across the "new spaces @ u of t" part of their site, which are description pages for the Superbuild projects being completed in this neighbourhood ( Read more... )

90% ,  Bitches!!!!!

I rule at Legal Regulation.

Whoever thought: "gee, this band Billy Talent has a really interesting name, and hence will sell a lot of records which will be money in my pocket. I will sign a recording contract with them" should be hung out to dry and then shot ( Read more... )

As quoted by an older female friend who shall remain unnamed:

"Fuck Easter. The eggs I want aren't toted around by some friggin bunny with a basket."

Eeeeeeeewwwwww.

Ok, I promise this is the last update for today ( Read more... )

Dear pledges of Alpha Phi:

I want my gay porn DVD and 2xist Y-thong back.

Pretty please.

Just a few notes before the tour begins, the "Adventures in Garroting" exhibit is closed today for scheduled maintenance, and the "Fritz the Nazi dog" kids show will be held in the Circle of the Damned bandshell instead of the By Lake of Fire Theatre due to inclement weather. Please refrain from attempting to reattach severed limbs or quell the ( Read more... )