Magic HippopotamimattatatOctober 12 2006, 04:43:28 UTC
It seems like a paradox from the outset to think that the God that created existence would be bound by that universe's time in the first place, doesn't it? Why would it take an omnipotent God six days to create something, when days only exist within the context of that something?
Him: "God is a magic hippopotamus. He is incomprehensible to us, by his own design. He created the universe such that we would evolve in it (or think we had), and such that we could understand many things about it, but not him or how the universe came into existence. He also created it such that prophets would tell of Him, and we would understand that they spoke the truth, without worldly proof, by faith. One such prophet said that he is a magic hippopatamus and how he had made the universe, and I know by faith that this is true. This is how I know God is a magic hippopatamus."
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Him: "God is a magic hippopotamus. He is incomprehensible to us, by his own design. He created the universe such that we would evolve in it (or think we had), and such that we could understand many things about it, but not him or how the universe came into existence. He also created it such that prophets would tell of Him, and we would understand that they spoke the truth, without worldly proof, by faith. One such prophet said that he is a magic hippopatamus and how he had made the universe, and I know by faith that this is true. This is how I know God is a magic hippopatamus."
How would you respond to that?
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http://www.scientology.org/en_US/religion/index.html
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Oh, forget it, its not even worth parodying.
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