Fuck you, Iron Mountain!

[metal_mel]

Just finished work for the week and I should be happy but instead I'm outraged. I can't believe that the goddamn shredding company whom I had called a whole month ago to schedule this appointment (and even called again today to confirm as well) didn't even show up!!! I've left fuming voice messages on two of their employees' voice mail to tell

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[my_apotheosis]

What's your MSN? Mine is darthurannable@hotmail.com.

gets out the sizzors

[evil_joseph]

Gets out the sizzors, "here I come to save the day"!! Do love letters count? I'm sure you want to hang on to them as 'keep sakes" but they are evidence.....

Chances are, your office has way too much papers to shred to purchase one that sits on a trashcan. (imagines being a paper shredder slave for Mel.."shred this now paper shredder slave boy"!) ha ha who says an overactive imagination can't be fun?

downtown joseph

joseph_in_niagara@msn.com

next week...'the hills are alive with the sounds of paper shredding...doh ray meeee..."

Re: gets out the scissors

[metal_mel]

Haha hilarious.
You're right, we do have way too much paper for a little machine to shred, we even have a stand-up one but not enough people or time to use it for all the big stuff. Being in accounting now produces way too much unnecessary paperwork! :\
That's crazy - speaking of love letters...I once got banned from the Pen Centre for burning some extremely dirty love letters from this disgusting turd (back in grade 8) down by where the library used to be there; the security guards didn't catch me doing it but they saw the pile of ashes, brought me in for 20 questions, yanked me through the busy mall by the arm like some criminal, then barred me for an indefinite period of time (yeah right, like they'd recognize me now, several hair colours later, LOL). Damn that nasty pig Chad H. for writing them in the first place.

why you little naughty girl you..

[evil_joseph]

Why you little naughty girl you playing with matches...Marched through the Pen and I thought you were sweet and innocent. I'm crushed, well not really actually but it sounds funny. hehe. Guards at the Pen Centre follow me around like I'm criminal. I'll walk into Tim's (being the coffee whore that I am), then come out with 3 coffees, "not sure what you both take but here..." then hand them coffees. Usually freaks the little men out and they stop following me.

So your in accounting now? Fantastic I'm very happy for you..Still have that evil lady working near you?

added you to msn....later

downtown joseph

Re: why you little naughty girl you..

[metal_mel]

You buy coffee for cops? I thought you were a "cheap wop"! LOL.

..."evil lady" working near me? Who was that? Refresh my memory please, lol. Could totally be...but if it's the one I'm thinking about, then I have a higher opinion of her by now.

[blakmagjick]

I'll sit in front of my brother's little shredder for a few days if you pay good ;)

hehe

[metal_mel]

Sorry, I'm broke lol

[prez_2v]

I have machetes and swords. Things could get kinky.

wooo!!!!

[metal_mel]

BRING IT ON!!!! ;P