"I heard this gem whilst on a mapping project to the isle of Harris ( Read more... )

If you're divorced, do you hang out with your ex-spouse four days in a row? Do you go to dinner with them, sit out on the deck with them, go looking at CARS with them? I mean, even if you lease the car in your own name and all that, do you really do that with your EX? And, when you promise to help your daughter with your student loans, do you go ( Read more... )

My dog ate my debit card. What the hell.

My motherboard crapped out, so I sent it back to NewEgg (the site I bought it from). Guess what I did?

I sent my processor back with it.

Yeah. Congrats, Emily, you're a dumbass.

I got the letter that says what I don't have to take thanks to AP credit. So I logged on to Oasis, the site for Columbia students that has our email and lets us register for classes and blah blah blah. I don't have to take ( Read more... )

Just about everyone I know is a little bit nervous about college. You know what? I'm not. At all. I'm just <----------------------THIS----------------------> excited! I have the coolest classes at the coolest times at the coolest college, and I'm living in THE. COOLEST. APPARTMENT. EVER. No, seriously. It's huge and awesome and I have my own room ( Read more... )

The other day, I was downtown, stopped at a stoplight. I hear rap blasting from the car next to me. It was one of those situations you take in from the ground up:

Spinner rims.
On a purple PT Cruiser.
Driven by a guy wearing a polo shirt.
With a popped collar.
Blaring rap music.

The best part: the guy couldn't have been younger than 70.

were SO FUNNY. I mean, I know that's what they're supposed to be. But they were REALLY funny today. Examples:

Get Fuzzy: Shakespug plays Battleship!
Pearls Before Swine: Shut mouf!
And this one isn't from today, but it's still funny: xkcd

..since I updated this thing ( Read more... )

Here are the times ( Read more... )