You know you are living in the wrong town when there is a mortuary but no hospital. Welcome to my world!

It is time for the people to send me their respective fare-thee-wells and ne'er-do-wells, because I am leaving on this day ( Read more... )

BUSH: "You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, uh...you know, it'll take time to restore chaos...and order. But we, but we will."

Classic Bush, man. Classic Bush.

But I'm smarter than George Bush!

Your SAT Score of 1230 Means:
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It was time for a change, I guess. Whether or not the change was a result of boredom is something I won't disclose, I suppose you'll have to figure that one out on your own. It won't take long, it really isn't that difficult ( Read more... )

The sunrise was spectacularly beautiful this morning.

One thing about when it snows. You can always tell who shovels their walks and who doesn't.

Extra11/27/2006 12:31 PM ET ( Read more... )

Jesus Christ, there are about 30 different versions of "Adam's Song" guitar tabulature on just the ONE SITE I went to...and I don't belive a single one of them was correct....The song would be easy to play if I could see how it's done, but apparently that's too much to ask for.

Dude, seriously. People are such dicks. I really, really hate them...I shall become a new class of NPC...misanthrope.